(Overheard @ Kmart)
Cashier: (to other cashier) Girl, I was just beginning to show too. You could see my stomach through my shirt a little.
Customer: Oh, did you have a miscarriage?
Cashier: Uh-huh, here, last night.
Customer: What? And you're here again today?
Cashier: Yeah, they said I shoulda stayed home, but you know, I need the money.